i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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