so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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