i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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