Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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