i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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