he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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