went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
That reminds me...we need to get swords
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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