it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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