Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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