Your mouth is God's brothel.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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