so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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