Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
What a dumb baby whore.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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