he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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