Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
