Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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