we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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