I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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