so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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