I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
