Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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