I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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