just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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