im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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