Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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