called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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