his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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