Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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