i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it's like heaven, but drunker
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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