Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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