i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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