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(406): View more from Montana

The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.

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(409): View more from Texas

well he's currently spooning the coffee table

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(616): View more from Michigan

There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.

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(706): View more from Georgia

They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods

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(815): View more from Illinois

There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.

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(937): View more from Ohio

We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea

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(571): View more from Virginia

I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...

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