You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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