I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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