Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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