Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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