How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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