I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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