Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
