whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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