I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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