Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
