i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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