2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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