I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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