is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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