.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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