wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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