So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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