He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
this will be a night to untag.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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