I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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