yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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