He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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